 Boner In Sweatpants
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Location: Concord, CA | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:31PM Post subject: The Simpsons Discussion ThreadI'm in for the night because I'm sick. Talk about anything regarding the Simpsons. The best years 2-10 or even afterwards (movie, switch to digital ink). I'll start:
Captain McCallister is such an underutilized "B" character. | | Back to top |   |
__greg
Joined: 12/02/2009
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Location: CT/NY | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:45PM Post subject: 11 is certainly one of the best seasons. Even 12 is great. Then it starts going downhill a bit. Troy McClure was the best "B" character ever. | | Back to top | |
Olde Tyme Dan
Joined: 08/01/2004
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Location: Berkeley, CA | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:50PM Post subject: I love all the Phil Hartman characters.
Troy is awesome, and so is Lionel Hutz.
There was talk of doing a spin off of Troy McClure into a movie that was live action starring Phil Hartman. But then his cunt wife shot him. | | Back to top |  |
markus aurelius
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Location: 13204 | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:50PM Post subject: One of my favorite Captain McAllister bits is actually from a later season episode, where Homer gets a pet lobster. McAllister tells Homer and Marge that he runs a small training academy for lobsters, which in itself is a hilarious idea, and suggests that they enroll it. But then Marge declines, and McAllister says, "Arr, I understand, it's hard letting go. Tell me this then...... have you got any spare change?" | | Back to top | |
jim morrison
Joined: 06/15/2009
Total Posts: 1146 | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:51PM Post subject: either moe or lionel hutz is my favorite minor character. | | Back to top | |
bitter old asshole
Joined: 03/30/2008
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Location: IL | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:53PM Post subject: Troy McClure...he sleeps with the fishes | | Back to top | |
Boner In Sweatpants
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Joined: 10/15/2006
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Location: Concord, CA | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:55PM Post subject: In Season 1, it's crazy to see how inconsistent each episode is regarding the drawing of characters, the voices, the setting. That's what makes it really fun | | Back to top | |
Olde Tyme Dan
Joined: 08/01/2004
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Location: Berkeley, CA | Posted: Sat Jan 02, 11:57PM Post subject: When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!) | | Back to top | |
Roger_Demarco
Joined: 09/12/2005
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Location: Great Lakes, Great Times | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:01AM Post subject: Just bought the Season 11 Krusty Head today for $20. | | Back to top | |
bitter old asshole
Joined: 03/30/2008
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Location: IL | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:03AM Post subject:
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
in america...first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women | | Back to top | |
bitter old asshole
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Location: IL | | | Back to top | |
bitter old asshole
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Location: IL | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:05AM Post subject: love when Moleman reveals that he is only 31 years old | | Back to top | |
Olde Tyme Dan
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Location: Berkeley, CA | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:05AM Post subject:
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
in america...first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
We need to discuss just how awesome the sugar episode is.
Bart steering the Car while Homer is eating a pizza. | | Back to top | |
Boner In Sweatpants
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Joined: 10/15/2006
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Location: Concord, CA | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:07AM Post subject:
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
in america...first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
We need to discuss just how awesome the sugar episode is.
Bart steering the Car while Homer is eating a pizza.
i lose it when homer shows midge and family the sugar bag with homer's face drawn on it  | | Back to top | |
bitter old asshole
Joined: 03/30/2008
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Location: IL | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:10AM Post subject: Kirk Van Houten is the best minor character | | Back to top | |
Fallujah
Joined: 02/22/2009
Total Posts: 2918 | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:10AM Post subject: definately needed a simpsons apreesh thread here. i need to start rewatching some episodes as it really is incredible.
so many great minor characters, ralph, moleman, moe, barney, mclure/hutz, the list is endless. | | Back to top | |
Fallujah
Joined: 02/22/2009
Total Posts: 2918 | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:11AM Post subject:
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
The deleted Hans Moleman scene in "Brother From Another Series".. just amazing.
i know they cut it from syndication due to time constraints but i always wonder whether they did it because it involved a gun and moleman talking to god.
what season is this from? | | Back to top | |
markus aurelius
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Location: 13204 | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:13AM Post subject: "This is Moleman in the morning, good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaaayyyyyyy..."
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markus aurelius
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Location: 13204 | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:15AM Post subject:
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
The deleted Hans Moleman scene in "Brother From Another Series".. just amazing.
i know they cut it from syndication due to time constraints but i always wonder whether they did it because it involved a gun and moleman talking to god.
what season is this from?
That is from Season 8 | | Back to top | |
Fallujah
Joined: 02/22/2009
Total Posts: 2918 | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:23AM Post subject: 
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
The deleted Hans Moleman scene in "Brother From Another Series".. just amazing.
i know they cut it from syndication due to time constraints but i always wonder whether they did it because it involved a gun and moleman talking to god.
what season is this from?
That is from Season 8
i just checked my attic as i have a bunch of seasons that i havent watched in years but i used to be obsessed with the show, season 8 was on the top of the pile (its the limited edition in the shape of maggies head) so i'll dig that out later, and watch the deleted scenes, i thought that moleman thing looked familiar.
i'll check later but i think i have seasons 2,3,6,8 but will have to check  | | Back to top | |
Olde Tyme Dan
Joined: 08/01/2004
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Location: Berkeley, CA | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:23AM Post subject:
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
in america...first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
We need to discuss just how awesome the sugar episode is.
Bart steering the Car while Homer is eating a pizza.
i lose it when homer shows midge and family the sugar bag with homer's face drawn on it
But Homer, they sell sugar for less down the market. And its not full of nails and broken glass.
Those are prizes!
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Boner In Sweatpants
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Location: Concord, CA | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:23AM Post subject:
When Ralph first started being a minor character, he was the best minor character by far. He was so brief and fucking hilarious. I'll never forget "Ralph, are you eating your paste??" and Ralph's response with the brush in his mouth "No Miss Hoover." I fucking lost my mind. But they overplayed the Ralph thing and kind of ran it into the ground.
For years Hans Moleman was the greatest minor character. I still think he is. Him driiving the sugar truck, driving the truck with the Edgar Allen Poe house, the birds scene ("I need the biggest sea bell you have.......no thats too big"), Man Getting Hit By Football, and when he was in AA (Im only 35 years old!)
in america...first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
We need to discuss just how awesome the sugar episode is.
Bart steering the Car while Homer is eating a pizza.
i lose it when homer shows midge and family the sugar bag with homer's face drawn on it
But Homer, they sell sugar for less down the market. And its not full of nails and broken glass.
Those are prizes!
ohhh a blasting cap! | | Back to top | |
Clit Boner
Could probably poke an eye out with those things
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Location: Pitchers of real girls vaginas | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:26AM Post subject: season 4 is probably my favorite | | Back to top | |
bitter old asshole
Joined: 03/30/2008
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Location: IL | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:26AM Post subject:
Kirk Van Houten is the best minor character
I'm sorry Kirk, I'm not as smart as you. We didn't all go to Gudger College...
hahaha Luanne's crooked-ass eyebrows | | Back to top | |
cudskees
Joined: 07/27/2009
Total Posts: 2921 | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 12:28AM Post subject: 
my favorite
edit:
also, whenever i ask my dad how his food is, he always replies "tastes like burrning" in ralph's voice from that episode where the kids get lost on an island and ralph eats poison berries | | Back to top | |
Boner In Sweatpants
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Location: Concord, CA | Posted: Sun Jan 03, 10:38PM Post subject: post any simpsons tattoos you may have! | | Back to top | |
Boner In Sweatpants
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Location: Concord, CA | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 10:48AM Post subject: bump for morning crew | | Back to top | |
xbradicalx
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Location: Highest Poverty Rate in the US | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 11:07AM Post subject:
in america...first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
We need to discuss just how awesome the sugar episode is.
Bart steering the Car while Homer is eating a pizza.
We've hit the jackpot here! White gold, Texas tea!
…Sweetener!!
one of my top 10 favorite episodes, maybe 5.
I love the look on homers face while he's eating and bart is driving. | | Back to top | |
mandrews
Joined: 10/19/2009
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Location: North of Hotlanta | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 11:37AM Post subject: "Would you believe a rat stuffed with cough drops?"
"Our next bachelor likes women that take their clothes off for money."
Moe Fucking Syzlak. Quite possibly my favorite character. | | Back to top | |
xbradicalx
Made Out With Lexi Belle
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Location: Highest Poverty Rate in the US | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 11:40AM Post subject:
"Our next bachelor likes women that take their clothes off for money."
when he just walks up the stage, and directly off the stage, no stopping, holy shit. | | Back to top | |
Ack Ack Ack Ack
Joined: 11/20/2007
Total Posts: 5539 | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 11:40AM Post subject: One of my favorite scene happens to be on youtube.
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sam x patrick
Joined: 11/05/2007
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Location: providence | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 12:19PM Post subject: those beekeepers. NO NOISE would suggest...no bees.
did one of you guys have a flying hellfish tattoo? i'm afraid i might have to steal that idea...well its not really stealing since i've wanted that tattoo since 1996. | | Back to top | |
Ack Ack Ack Ack
Joined: 11/20/2007
Total Posts: 5539 | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 12:33PM Post subject: 
Aww...I already knew that. | | Back to top | |
Boner In Sweatpants
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Location: Concord, CA | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 12:35PM Post subject: YESSSS!!! LOL! | | Back to top | |
xbradicalx
Made Out With Lexi Belle
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Location: Highest Poverty Rate in the US | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 12:43PM Post subject: when the sugar melts, the english tea dudes reaction is excellent. as is homers reaction when the bee gets in his eye.
They're defending themselves somehow! | | Back to top | |
sam x patrick
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Location: providence | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 12:49PM Post subject: i knicked it while you were sleeping. and i'd do it again. | | Back to top | |
xbradicalx
Made Out With Lexi Belle
Joined: 02/21/2003
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Location: Highest Poverty Rate in the US | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 12:50PM Post subject: the pause between the OW's slays me | | Back to top | |
Fallujah
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Total Posts: 2918 | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 02:36PM Post subject: I'M FROM NORTH MCKILTOWN | | Back to top | |
drown the world
Joined: 09/27/2006
Total Posts: 6018 | Posted: Mon Jan 04, 02:51PM Post subject:
One of my favorite Captain McAllister bits is actually from a later season episode, where Homer gets a pet lobster. McAllister tells Homer and Marge that he runs a small training academy for lobsters, which in itself is a hilarious idea, and suggests that they enroll it. But then Marge declines, and McAllister says, "Arr, I understand, it's hard letting go. Tell me this then...... have you got any spare change?"
Hahahahahaha yes, I was saying that same line the other day. Amazing. | | Back to top | |
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