 AndrewFF
Joined: 08/21/2008
Total Posts: 514
Location: Connecticut | Posted: Tue May 15, 02:37PM Post subject:
Yeah I know I'm on. And I don't care! I don't read the news until I get my danish
I swiped it from that Kent Brockman guy
He didn't touch it did he?
Wow, a big clown hankie! | | Back to top |    |
tehscott
Joined: 06/06/2008
Total Posts: 1039
Location: PARTS UNKNOWN | Posted: Tue May 15, 04:18PM Post subject:
Homer: And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
Dog: Hi, Homer. Find your soulmate.
Homer: Hey, wait a minute! There's no such thing as a talking dog!
Dog: Bark!
Homer: Damn straight! | | Back to top | |
xbradicalx
Made Out With Lexi Belle
Joined: 02/21/2003
Total Posts: 24672
Location: Highest Poverty Rate in the US | Posted: Tue May 15, 04:21PM Post subject: just chatted about the 2 lie detector tests that happen with my coworker.
the one with moe and the sears catalog.
and with homer and the machine exploding. | | Back to top | |
LanceUppercut
Case of Mistaken Identity
Joined: 01/22/2005
Total Posts: 6287
Location: Where I'm from we do it bare-faced instead of ski masks | Posted: Tue May 15, 08:19PM Post subject:
just chatted about the 2 lie detector tests that happen with my coworker.
the one with moe and the sears catalog.
and with homer and the machine exploding.
I like the Moe one better but both are great.
Now would you unhook me please, I don’t deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
*ding* | | Back to top | |
markus aurelius
b9's funniest poster
Joined: 03/16/2004
Total Posts: 10228
Location: 13204 | Posted: Fri May 18, 06:33PM Post subject: Man, I am in love. The other day my girl leans into the car to tell me something as she's leaving, and as she sticks her head in, she says in the Cletus voice, "Hey, what's goin' on on this side?" | | Back to top | |
purple_monkeydishwasher
Joined: 09/05/2010
Total Posts: 811
Location: 714/949 | Posted: Fri May 18, 10:17PM Post subject:
Man, I am in love. The other day my girl leans into the car to tell me something as she's leaving, and as she sticks her head in, she says in the Cletus voice, "Hey, what's goin' on on this side?"
you should probably just marry her now | | Back to top | |
markus aurelius
b9's funniest poster
Joined: 03/16/2004
Total Posts: 10228
Location: 13204 | Posted: Fri May 18, 10:25PM Post subject: 
Oh, blast.. Go to plan B...
 | | Back to top | |
LanceUppercut
Case of Mistaken Identity
Joined: 01/22/2005
Total Posts: 6287
Location: Where I'm from we do it bare-faced instead of ski masks | Posted: Mon May 21, 12:28PM Post subject: A day late but.
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. I shall do the next best thing: block it out. | | Back to top | |
weezinghaze
Joined: 07/07/2008
Total Posts: 2946
Location: IL/NM | | | Back to top | |
vivaxolove
Joined: 01/03/2012
Total Posts: 263 | Posted: Mon May 21, 01:27PM Post subject: I need a man who can finish the line for when I say "OH MY GOD, I'M LOSING MY PERSPICACITY!!!"
... Well, Mr. Right is always in the last place you look. | | Back to top | |
vivaxolove
Joined: 01/03/2012
Total Posts: 263 | Posted: Tue May 22, 01:49PM Post subject: I made a new friend named Maggie two weeks ago. Her birthday is next week but I thought it was today. As I looked at the actual date on Facebook, I whispered to myself "What? It's not Magaggie's birthday?" | | Back to top | |
|
Log-in to hide this banner. |
